Not even close...

[moonlettuce]

So this lad e-mails into a radio show we have in the northeast (Nightowls, in case anyone was wondering) commenting that the main difference between men and women is that men will drool over two women kissing each other, but he's never found a woman who likes the thought of two guys kissing.

Yeah. Come over here, sweetheart, I've got a few thousand people I'd like to introduce you to...