The Joy of Text
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From
katemonkey:
"What's this for?" Rose asked.
"It's the queue to have sex with Jack," the Doctor replied.
"Then why are you in it?"
From
katemonkey:
"Oh!" The Doctor said, "You're not dead!"
"Nope," replied Jack. "And now we can have sex."
And they did.
The End.
From
alyse:
It was the slow slick slide of skin against skin that finally shut Rodney up. If John had gone with his gut and bet on the kissing doing it he'd have been wrong. He found he missed Rodney's babble though, although the breathy moans that replaced them were good too.
From
katemonkey:
"I don't believe it!" Rose shouted. "What do you think you're doing?"
The Doctor and Jack looked suitably chastened and Rose sighed. "I didn't say stop..."
From
katemonkey:
"It's not fair!" Rose pouted. "I want what you and Jack have!"
"Well, there's this..." The Doctor held up the strap-on with a grin.
From
ngaio:
Rodney was scaring his staff. This was unusual, he normally irritated, infuriated, and generally caused them to have violent impulses towards him. But today he was... scary. He was smiling. He offered someone coffee. He agreed with Zelenka's ideas! What was going on?! Only Radek seemed immune to the worry.
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"What's this for?" Rose asked.
"It's the queue to have sex with Jack," the Doctor replied.
"Then why are you in it?"
From
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"Oh!" The Doctor said, "You're not dead!"
"Nope," replied Jack. "And now we can have sex."
And they did.
The End.
From
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It was the slow slick slide of skin against skin that finally shut Rodney up. If John had gone with his gut and bet on the kissing doing it he'd have been wrong. He found he missed Rodney's babble though, although the breathy moans that replaced them were good too.
From
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
"I don't believe it!" Rose shouted. "What do you think you're doing?"
The Doctor and Jack looked suitably chastened and Rose sighed. "I didn't say stop..."
From
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
"It's not fair!" Rose pouted. "I want what you and Jack have!"
"Well, there's this..." The Doctor held up the strap-on with a grin.
From
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rodney was scaring his staff. This was unusual, he normally irritated, infuriated, and generally caused them to have violent impulses towards him. But today he was... scary. He was smiling. He offered someone coffee. He agreed with Zelenka's ideas! What was going on?! Only Radek seemed immune to the worry.