I've just been flipped off by a duck...
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Dear Diary,
Today I discovered that I can't row and got glared at by a duck,
love,
Claire
The full story:
A few of us went to Newquay today and, on the way back,
alyse,
alyse's Nibble,
seiyaharris and I stopped at the boating lake and hired a row boat.
Yeah.
Picture the scene: me and Becca rowing, Al behind us at the front and Nibble facing us at the back (and also the only one with a lifejacket, so if we went in, at least one of us would survive...)
Phrases of the day included:
Me: How come Steve Redgrave makes this look so easy?!
Nibble: We're all going to die!
Alyse: Mind the swan!
Becca: They can break a man's arm!
When we got stuck on the reeds:
Complete stranger watching from the bank: You're reminding me of Deliverance.
Me: Great, I always wanted to assrape Burt Reynolds...
Alyse: Claire needs to stroke harder! And now Becca! You both needs to stroke harder!
Me: I've got Swamp Thing on the end of my oar!
Becca: We're on a collision course with a duck!
And then after the row boat, we got pedalos. Ah, the full body workout ;D
Today I discovered that I can't row and got glared at by a duck,
love,
Claire
The full story:
A few of us went to Newquay today and, on the way back,
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Yeah.
Picture the scene: me and Becca rowing, Al behind us at the front and Nibble facing us at the back (and also the only one with a lifejacket, so if we went in, at least one of us would survive...)
Phrases of the day included:
Me: How come Steve Redgrave makes this look so easy?!
Nibble: We're all going to die!
Alyse: Mind the swan!
Becca: They can break a man's arm!
When we got stuck on the reeds:
Complete stranger watching from the bank: You're reminding me of Deliverance.
Me: Great, I always wanted to assrape Burt Reynolds...
Alyse: Claire needs to stroke harder! And now Becca! You both needs to stroke harder!
Me: I've got Swamp Thing on the end of my oar!
Becca: We're on a collision course with a duck!
And then after the row boat, we got pedalos. Ah, the full body workout ;D