Post that only those who went to LFCC will get...

[moonlettuce]

Guess what arrived in the post?

...

Jazz Hands!

I haven't had time to watch it yet, but the Jazz Hands are there. Oh yes, they are ;-)

I did, however, watch Shark Attack 3: Megaladon. Which is so amazingly bad it actually crosses the line into good.

Comments

[davechicken.livejournal.com]

'scuse the geek but... isn't Robin Sachs in Megaladon?

*snigger*

I need to see it.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is. But that's a different movie *g*

Megaladon has Robin Sachs. Shark Attack 3: Megaladon has John Barrowman. And a really big shark *g*

[davechicken.livejournal.com]

Is there anyone in 2 to make it a hat trick?

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Monster killer shark movies. Where fandom actors go to die... *g*

[lonelybrit]

Isn´t Barrowman in Shark Attack 3? Apparently he says the same thing about it as you just have; so bad it´s somehow good and memorable, LOL! Any particularly worthy quotes we should know about?

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Well the one that springs to mind (and the one that had me snorting for 5 minutes after it was said in the movie) is just after John Barrowman's character (Ben) and the paleontologist decide to go after the killer shark. They spent part of the night getting things ready and agree to meet up in the morning. And then this piece of dialogue takes place.

Ben: I'm really wired.
Paleontologist Whose Name I Can't Remember: Me too.
Ben: Then let's go back to your place and I'll eat your pussy.

It just comes so totally out of left field you're like "What? Did he just say what I think he said?!" And then there's a sex scene which lasted less than a minute.

It's almost like TPTB watched the movie and thought 'Bugger, best hoi in a bit of nookie for the teenage boys who will most likely be the only ones buying this...' and then tagged it in.

Bizarre, really.

(But the shark's pretty cool ;-)

[lonelybrit]

*wipes eyes*

Thank you for sharing that, LOL! I think that must be the line he was talking about in the interview. Apparently there was a scene where he was trying to get some reaction out of this actress, so finally he tells the camera guys ´Whatever I say, just keep on shooting´. And they start, he says that, the crew dissolves, and she still gave no reaction. Oh well.

And please tell me he´s alive at the end?

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*g*

If it wasn't scripted, then much kudos to her for not cracking up. Because I did *g*

Yup, he's alive at the end :-)

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

**bounces** Jazz Hands! You'll LOVE it! (and watch the delted/blooper scene first! **bounces some more for good measure**)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*bounces with you*

Jazz Hands!

(Er, Jazz Hands that I still haven't watched yet, but, Jazz Hands!!)

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

lol watch it watch it! **bounces some more** tis excellent! *g*