Rambling January Day 17

[moonlettuce]

temaris wanted "World domination or infinite porn. Which would you prefer and why. Please provide examples :) (Both is not available at this time, please check and try again :) )"

Well, thinks I, let's see...

World Domination

Pros

I can get the writers of Teen Wolf to make Chris/Peter canon.

I can get 'What Happened in Budapest, aka: Fun and Games with Black Widow, Hawkeye and Coulson' made into a movie.

I can get Tremors 5 financed.

Tyler/El Blanco Day becomes an official holiday.

As does Phil Coulson/Clint Barton Day.

And Chris Argent/Peter Hale Day.

Everyone I don't like gets official portraits done by Rob Liefeld.

I can finance research into actually creating a sharktopus.

The Asylum win the Oscars. All the Oscars.

I can get the entire London Philharmonic to follow me and play the Imperial March every time I walk into a room.

Marriage equality.

No more men making decisions that govern womens' bodies.

No libraries will close.

Museums will get full funding.

Tithe will be paid to me in the form of Marvel tat.

Simultaneous worldwide releases of movies.

Those mornings that I just want to roll over and go back to sleep? I will.

Cons

I can't help but feel world domination would involve a lot of paperwork. And meetings. Should meetings be their own bullet point? Considering the number of meetings, probably.

Meetings

Weird shit given to you by people. Have you seen the kind of things people give the Queen? And she's only got a few countries, never mind the world.

People constantly trying to assassinate you and take your place. Although I'd be a benign ruler, so maybe people wouldn't send venomous snakes after me.


Infinite Porn

Pros

Infinite. Porn.

Cons

What kind of porn are we talking about? Visual porn? Visual porn from a typical male gaze? Fake lesbians where you watch and wince because they really shouldn't be doing that with fake nails on?

There's really only so much porn you can watch/read before you really want a plot.


Conclusion

Looking at it, I'd have to go with world domination. Who fancies being in my government?

Comments

[ngaio]

Me!

[lost-house.livejournal.com]

see that list of cons? i can't help feel the government of claire the benign dictator is there to be delegated to :)

can i apply for the position of court hanger-on? not doing anything actually useful just generally sympathising when you have to go to meetings and deal with stupid people?

[temaris.livejournal.com]

You'd last ten minutes before taking a job off of someone with an air of 'well, I know you are trying hard, but really, please just let me get on with it, we'll all be happier' until you ended up Minion in Chief.

Obviously, I'm just speculating.

But that's how I think it would happen.

Whereas I, having learned about scope creep, am planning on being in charge of the libraries and by in charge I mean hiring a lot of people to do stuff and look anxious when I ask them if it's ready.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I can't help but feel our government would be awesome :D

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I agree with Tem, you'd totally end up getting involved ::grin::

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

We'd all be the best government ever *\o/*