Hermiod Crack Fic, part 2

[moonlettuce]

Part 1 here.

John Sheppard and Elizabeth Weir looked at each other in surprise as a klaxon rang through the bridge of the Daedalus.

"Colonel Caldwell," a voice came through on the static laden radio, "there's been an explosion in laboratory three."

John didn't even wait for the nod from Weir before he turned and ran off the bridge, activating his radio as he ran. "Carson--"

"I'm already on my way," Beckett cut him off.

John almost bounced off the wall as he ran into the transport tube and slapped the button for the level where lab three was. For the level where Rodney McKay had been going over some equipment they were bringing back to Atlantis from Earth. Time slowed as the tube took too long to arrive at its destination, and John yearned for the transporters of home.

Finally the doors opened and John spilled into the corridor at a run, the mantra of 'let him be okay' running through his head at the same cadence his feet were hitting the deck. Turning the corner, he skidded to a halt as he saw Beckett leaning over a very much okay and complaining Rodney.

"Are you all right?" John asked, dropping to his knees beside McKay.

"I'm fine," Rodney replied, waving off the mask Beckett was trying to get him to put over his mouth.

"What happened?"

Rodney looked at him. "I don't know. One minute I'm checking out one of the naquadah generators, and the next bam! Smoke and klaxons and me inhaling god only knows what." Rodney's voice trailed off suddenly and he reached out for the mask in Carson's hand, placing it over his lips and breathing deeply. "If it hadn't been for Hermiod, I don't know what would have happened."

"Hermiod?" John looked up to see the ever-present Asgard standing behind Beckett.

Rodney nodded. "He came in and contained the explosion."

"Did he?" John's eyes narrowed. "Well, then, I guess I'll have to send him a thank you card."

"Well, whatever you do, you can do it later," Beckett interrupted. "I want to get Rodney down to the infirmary so I can check him over properly."

Hermiod frowned to himself as he watched *that man* help his beloved to his feet and escort him down the corridor with Doctor Beckett by their side. It should have worked. He'd looked up Earth mating rituals on their Internet and rushing in to laboratory three and saving the day should have had his beloved falling at his feet. This was just not good enough. Not good enough at all.

Comments

[ship-recs.livejournal.com]

He'd looked up Earth mating rituals on their Internet and rushing in to laboratory three and saving the day should have had his beloved falling at his feet.

haha, love the crack!fic. =) More?

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* I'm having too much fun to stop just yet :-D

[davechicken.livejournal.com]

*worships you*

*like omg*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

It's all your fault...

*g*

[davechicken.livejournal.com]

*halo*

[severusslave.livejournal.com]

This?!

Is so cool! Omg. *snicker*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

It's evil and wrong and totally addictive to write ;-)

[severusslave.livejournal.com]

I've recced it to a friend already... *lovs you*
Addictive, eh? Very good!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* I even have notes for the next parts

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*offers her first born fic to you*

*offers chocolate covered Rodney and worships you*

More!!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

offers chocolate covered Rodney

I'd take him, but Hermiod would pout at me *g*

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

and then get Asguard revenge on you... *nods*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

And it would be bad. (Although possible involve a to scale chocolate model of the solar system.)

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

Which would be yummy.

How come he hasn't cloned Rodney yet? One Rodney for every day of the week!

Or hour of the day...

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

If he ever does manage to do that I know a few people who would like to put orders in.

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*fights her way to near the front of the line*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* If Hermiod ever figures it out, I'm making him makes Rodney's for anyone on my flist who wants one.

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

yay!

Hermiod should get Loki on the line ;)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I figure I can make a fortune selling Rodneys *g*

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

But you'd give me a discount right?

*bats eyelids*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Special discounts for anyone on my flist ;-)

[custardpringle.livejournal.com]

Oh my. Ooohhh my.

Hee.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[bluebrocade.livejournal.com]

omg. this one had me laughing harder than part 1. i'm afraid to read part three...

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* I promise it'll all be okay in the end. Maybe ;-)