Fifth Verse Same As The Last

[moonlettuce]

Part one. Part two. Part three. Part four.

Men Are From Mars, Asgard Are From Othala, part 5

"Oh my god!" Rodney snorted as he all but fell through the doors to John's quarters.

John put his book down and moved his feet out of the way as Rodney flopped down onto the bed. "Rodney?"

"I-- lab-- Kavanagh-- *bald--*" Was all Rodney got out before the laughter overtook him again.

John ran a hand down Rodney's arm. "Babe, calm down and tell me what happened."

Putting a hand over his eyes Rodney breathed deeply, getting his laughter under control. Moving his hand and linking his fingers with John's, he smiled. "Apparently, someone put hair removal cream in Kavanagh's shampoo."

John couldn't stop the smirk that sprang to his lips. "Bald?"

"Totally," Rodney nodded. "He stormed into the science meeting shouting and screaming and accusing me and Radek."

John looked at Rodney, silent question in his eyes.

Rodney shook his head. "Not to blame. Although I wish I knew who was; the sight alone was worth half the month's chocolate ration. Between Kavanagh's apoplexy and Miko offering to read his bumps I don't think I've ever seen anything better."

"Never?" John asked, swinging a leg over Rodney and straddling his body.

"Well," Rodney answered, eyes dilating as John's body rubbed against his, "almost never."

Hermiod grumbled as he watched the video feed from *that man's* quarters. Yes, his Beloved was happy, which Hermiod felt more than made up for the little accident with the flowers and the bee, but he'd also gone straight to *that man*. Absently twisting the cap on the bottle of extra strength hair remover, Hermiod watched as his Beloved ran his fingers through *that man's* hair as their lips met. Maybe it wasn't the hairy man's shampoo bottle he should have chosen after all.

End.

Comments

[burningchaos.livejournal.com]

*dies* Just read all the parst *glomps*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* Glad you're enjoying :-D

[davechicken.livejournal.com]

Don't touch the Binky, Hermiod! It will come to get you!


*is sniggering* *like, still*

[davechicken.livejournal.com]

And John will be like, but Hermiod is bald too!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

(Damn, hit the wrong button...)

And John will be bald, and Rodney will be all "I don't like you now. I'm going to have sex with Hermiod." And John will cry. And Rodney will look at him and fell all guilty. And John will cry some more. And Rodney will be all "Don't cry, John. I still love you." And the Rodney will polish John's head. And they will live happily ever after.

[davechicken.livejournal.com]

...including Hermiod? He could give tips on how to look good bald and nexid.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Hermiod will decide that he is in love with Colonel Caldwell and keep him naked in his quarters and change his name to Puppy.

[davechicken.livejournal.com]

Will Caldwell be nice now cos he gettim sex?

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Caldwell will be nice to Rodney because Hermiod will spank him if he isn't. And he'll be nice to John, because Rodney will pout if he isn't. And Hermiod still has a little bit of a crush on Rodney and doesn't like it when Rodney pouts.

[davechicken.livejournal.com]

*happy now*

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

NOOOO, Hermiod, don't TOUCH BINKY!!!!

*snickers* But yeah, this is great! Just the type of crack I need to wake up to :D

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* It's the good kind of crack ;-)

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think I need some more...

*hopeful look*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Part six was written on the train back from Birmingham, I just have to write it up :-)

[severusslave.livejournal.com]

*SNORT*

And then... I had to think about why Hermiod would possibly own/need hair remover.....
Let's NOT go there! ô.O!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

lol!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

He's really Cousin It *nods*

[severusslave.livejournal.com]

It's the most guarded secret of the Asguard!
...
... omg!
ASSguard... :D
Hermoid's secetly shaving his ass all the time~ harharhar!

...nevermind.

Ass-guard

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Heh. Erm. Yeah, right.

Re: Ass-guard

[severusslave.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*carefully backs away from the scary person...*

[severusslave.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. *pets* Nah, am just being glad that the nice grey Roswell aliens guard our asses.
Today's bad pun day.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Well, if there's one ass Hermiod doesn't mind guarding, it's Rodney's ;-)

[severusslave.livejournal.com]

Thoroughly even.
.... Must stop with this crack now!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

But why? It's the fun kind of crack ;-)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

Ahh!

"Hermiod" in Love is hilarious.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* All he wants is his Beloved to notice him...

[darkmoon711.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! I adore this fic so much!!! OMG! ::dies of laughter::

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* Glad you're enjoying :-D

[planetkiller.livejournal.com]

*dies*
I love this so much. More, please.

*is (im)patiently waiting for love-ballad-singing!Hermiod*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

But what song would he choose?

Glad you're enjying :-D

[planetkiller.livejournal.com]

since he's using a book..."my heart will go on".

*pictures Hermiod dressed up as Celine Dione*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* Looks like Hermiod may have a thing for Celine Dion...

[mythdefied.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! Crack!fic indeed; just too, too funny! And no way does Hermiod stand a chance in hell of getting Rodney away from "that man." *BG*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

It's like the crackiest crackfic I ever cracked. But, damn, I'm having so much fun with it *g*

(And maybe Hermiod has a little chance *evil grin*)