It's a dream scenario... for many people...

[moonlettuce]

Voice going. Throat sore. Can't speak properly. Reduced to talking... like Shatner.

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[sethoz.livejournal.com]

No. Not talking... like Shatner. Must... resit. Best to not talk at all...

[lost-house.livejournal.com]

Best to not talk at all...

you *do* know who you are talking about!! :D

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

The time she spends not talking could be spent writing p0rn.

Everyone wins :D

[lost-house.livejournal.com]

true...

i guess talking online doesn't count against the sore throat either, she may survive without exploding :)

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

P0rn is goooooood.

I think her head would go ker-boooooom if she went without the net.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

You're damn right it would *g*

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

Be kinda intresting though. In a messy, icky way. *g*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

You mean like this:

Rodney's back hits the wall of the puddlejumper as he pulls at Sheppard's t-shirt. "Yes, yes, now," he chants, finally freeing the material enough to slide his fingers underneath.

His fingers run over the hair on John's stomach, surprised at how soft it is, before he's opening Sheppard's BDUs. Rodney's hand slips inside, feeling hard, hot flesh.

"Colonel," Rodney murmurs, not thinking about why calling Sheppard 'Colonel', even though the other man's dick in in his fingers, turns him more more than he would have thought possible.

"Jesus, Rodney," Sheppard moans, leaning forward to capture Rodney's lips with his own.

Sheppard's fingers are at his own BDUs now, pulling and releasing and wrapping around his cock.

"Yes," Rodney hisses at the touch, hard and steady and callused.

Sheppard moves forward, closer, pressing their cocks together and wrapping his fingers around them both.

It's too hot and too much and pre-come is slicking Sheppard's fingers as he jerks them both.

"Come on, Rodney," Sheppard encourages, voice breaking slightly, as Rodney's head drops back, banging off the wall with a dull thud.

"Yes..." Because he needs this. He's needed this since they came back from that damn planet, needed something to bleed away the energy, the restlessness.

Sheppard leans in, mouth back on Rodney's as he bites down, sharp pain stabbing through Rodney's lower lip and taste of metal hitting his tongue as his body pulses and he's coming, long and hot over Sheppard's fingers.

Sheppard's sucking on Rodney's lip when he stiffens, come shooting out to mix with Rodney's as its spread over their still half-hard cocks.

A final swipe of Sheppard's tongue across Rodney's lip and then the Colonel is moving back, hands tucking his softening cock back into his BDUs before they're reaching out to do the same for Rodney.

"Thanks." Because even though his come is still staining Sheppard's fingers, Rodney's still surprised by the inherent tenderness in the action.

"I need to go and debrief Elizabeth," Sheppard says, already moving to the front of the jumper to release the door. "Where will you be?"

It takes a minute for the question to penetrate. "In the lab," Rodney replies. In the lab, washing the blood from fingers.

"Rodney," Sheppard looks at him, eyes steady and careful, "it was worth it."

Rodney looks at him, thinking of blood and pain and the ZPM he has wrapped carefully in his pack. "Yeah," he answers, "it was."

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

Oooh, Angst!P0rn. *shivers in delight* hot and guh.

Yes. Exactly like that. You should go write some now ;)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

You love me really :p

[lost-house.livejournal.com]

where was i denying the love? you know i love you muchly :)

[adannu.livejournal.com]

Hijacking just for a sec to squee over your Pete Wisdom icon. :)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Pete is my boy. I have much love for Wisdom. (Which is why I can do a rant and a half on Ben Raab.)

As much as I love Joss, I totally rolled my eyes at him bringing Piotr back. I mean, dude! Kitty belongs with Wisdom. (Or possibly Logan. Or Xi'an. But not Piotr.)

[adannu.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yes. Will join you in the ranting -- didn't much like his run on Excalibur. But that was toward the end of my time with easily accessible comic bookstores, so I stopped soon afterward. Which is why I'm wondering, when did Joss start in with the Xbooks?

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Raab pretty much killed Excalibur. It went from being one of the best selling X-titles to being cancelled within a few months.

Joss writes Astonishing X-Men, which is up to isue 13, so he's done it for a little over a year. He was offered, and since he's an X-fanboy, he said yes :)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

It's bloody difficult, I'll tell you that *grin*

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*laughs* yeah I bet.

Write p0rn instead. *nods*

[ruthiesgc.livejournal.com]

awww huggles hun

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

*is still feeling rather sorry for herself*

[spacedmonkey.livejournal.com]

Have got the Shatner syndrome too.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::hugs you in sympathy::

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

But everything will sound so much more important! (and it's totally Sam's fault, she totally gave it to you. Blame Sam! OMG!)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

lol! Something to blame Sam for *g*

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

Yay! She doesn't get nearly enough blame!

[temaris.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

*hugs cautiously*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::hugs back and tries not to cough on you::

[xandutch.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not Shatner!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Alas... it is... true...

[adannu.livejournal.com]

Get better soon! *offers a whole box of Throat Coat tea*

Shatner? Now that's just scary.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*takes tea with gratitude*

And, yep, Shatner is tres scary *grin*

[saffronra.livejournal.com]

given that it's been like TWO WHOLE WEEKS since you were in a room with my germs, I think it's completely unfair of you and seiyaharris to blame this on me!

*hugs* read lots of porn. That will make you feel better :)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

::hugs::