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Is it just me or does anyone else read the phrase 'weeping cock' and imagine Rodney looking down at his cock and then complaining at John for being mean and making his cock cry?

"Apologise!"

"I didn't do anything!"

"You were mean! You made my cock cry!"

*a small sniffle comes from the region of Rodney's groin*

*John sighs*

"Fine, I'm sorry."

*Rodney eyes John*

"And how about with less of the Mr Sarcastic?"

*John rolls his eyes*

"For god's sake, Rodney, I am not apologising for making your cock cry!"

"Then we're never having sex again."

*A millisecond passes*

"I'm sorry."

*John retrieves a hanky from his pocket and uses it to wipe up little cock!tears*

*Rodney grins*

"Thought you might be."

Date: 2006-05-23 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xandutch.livejournal.com
*stares at you*

*hugs you anyway*

Date: 2006-05-23 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] temaris.livejournal.com
Choking to death here. Seriously. Send John&Rodney to perform Heimlich... *G*

ROFL....

(she died happy)

Date: 2006-05-23 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xandutch.livejournal.com
On each other?

Ahem. *drifts off at the pretty visuals*

Date: 2006-05-23 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the4ts.livejournal.com
OMG!!!! You, m'dear, are beyond sick. That is just...

::loves you lots::

Date: 2006-05-24 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] workerb.livejournal.com
Bwahahaha! That was too funny.

"You were mean! You made my cock cry!"

I keep thinking that it would be Rodney who'd be mean enough to make John's cock cry. Or anyone else's for that matter. *g*

Date: 2006-05-24 07:57 pm (UTC)
libitina: Wei Yingluo from Story of Yanxi Palace in full fancy costume holding a gaiwan and sipping tea (Default)
From: [personal profile] libitina
Why have I not friended you already?

(and for my own reference, it was brought to my attention by my inability to read this story)

Date: 2006-05-25 07:53 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-05-25 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
*grin*

Will I send them naked? Or is that a daft question ;)

Date: 2006-05-25 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
*grin*

Beyond sick? Cool! ;)

Date: 2006-05-25 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] temaris.livejournal.com
Naked is pretty. But then, I've always enjoyed unwrapping presents. Decisions, decisions.

Date: 2006-05-25 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
A whole plethora of weeping cocks in Atlantis. And then John would want to know just why Rodney was making other men's cocks weep.

Date: 2006-05-25 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
I'll send them with clothes and then you can have them how the mood take you :D

Date: 2006-05-25 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
Because you only just now realised how stunning witty, verbose and just damn cute I am?

*grin*

Date: 2006-05-26 01:38 am (UTC)
libitina: Wei Yingluo from Story of Yanxi Palace in full fancy costume holding a gaiwan and sipping tea (Default)
From: [personal profile] libitina
I always knew you were cute - from that stargate community that shall not be named.

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