Here, have a tissue...
May. 23rd, 2006 08:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moonlettuceIs it just me or does anyone else read the phrase 'weeping cock' and imagine Rodney looking down at his cock and then complaining at John for being mean and making his cock cry?
"Apologise!"
"I didn't do anything!"
"You were mean! You made my cock cry!"
*a small sniffle comes from the region of Rodney's groin*
*John sighs*
"Fine, I'm sorry."
*Rodney eyes John*
"And how about with less of the Mr Sarcastic?"
*John rolls his eyes*
"For god's sake, Rodney, I am not apologising for making your cock cry!"
"Then we're never having sex again."
*A millisecond passes*
"I'm sorry."
*John retrieves a hanky from his pocket and uses it to wipe up little cock!tears*
*Rodney grins*
"Thought you might be."
"Apologise!"
"I didn't do anything!"
"You were mean! You made my cock cry!"
*a small sniffle comes from the region of Rodney's groin*
*John sighs*
"Fine, I'm sorry."
*Rodney eyes John*
"And how about with less of the Mr Sarcastic?"
*John rolls his eyes*
"For god's sake, Rodney, I am not apologising for making your cock cry!"
"Then we're never having sex again."
*A millisecond passes*
"I'm sorry."
*John retrieves a hanky from his pocket and uses it to wipe up little cock!tears*
*Rodney grins*
"Thought you might be."
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Date: 2006-05-23 07:35 pm (UTC)*hugs you anyway*
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Date: 2006-05-23 09:08 pm (UTC)ROFL....
(she died happy)
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Date: 2006-05-23 09:14 pm (UTC)Ahem. *drifts off at the pretty visuals*
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Date: 2006-05-23 09:27 pm (UTC)::loves you lots::
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Date: 2006-05-24 01:30 am (UTC)"You were mean! You made my cock cry!"
I keep thinking that it would be Rodney who'd be mean enough to make John's cock cry. Or anyone else's for that matter. *g*
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Date: 2006-05-24 07:57 pm (UTC)(and for my own reference, it was brought to my attention by my inability to read this story)
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Date: 2006-05-25 07:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-25 07:55 pm (UTC)Will I send them naked? Or is that a daft question ;)
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Date: 2006-05-25 07:57 pm (UTC)Beyond sick? Cool! ;)
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Date: 2006-05-25 07:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-25 08:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-25 08:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-25 10:14 pm (UTC)*grin*
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Date: 2006-05-26 01:38 am (UTC)