Wank! Glorious Wank!

[moonlettuce]

Here are the links to all the fics I wrote for mmom. 31 fics - all wank, all SGA, various pairings (although you'll find a trend towards Sheppard/McKay ;).

Day 1

Title: Killer Robots From Venus
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: "It's your turn, Rodney. Now, suck it up and go and masturbate for the nice aliens."
Words: 344

Day 2

Title: Morphine
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: He doesn't think...
Words: 277

Day 3

Title: Never Look at a Gift Horse When He's Carrying a Giant Dildo
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: Because if you can't have a ZPM, then you may as well have a magic dildo.
Words: 804

Day 4

Title: Contrition
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Weir, Sheppard / McKay
Summary: She looked at them both, only to find that neither of them were looking at her at all.
Words: 287

Day 5

Title: Learning To Knock - Rodney
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: Locks don't always work.
Words: 111

Day 6

Title: Learning To Knock - John
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: And one day he'll respect a closed door.
Words: 149

Day 7

Title: Learning To Knock - Aftermath
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: "I want to watch you again."
Words: 623

Day 8

Title: Monday Morning Meeting
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: Because a meeting is never boring with John Sheppard around...
Words: 350

Day 9

Title: Heal Thyself
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Beckett, Sheppard / McKay
Summary: He wasn't ever an option...
Words: 315

Day 10

Title: One of Those Days
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: John's having one of those days.
Words: 177

Day 11

Title: Ashes
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: You want him and you shouldn't.
Words: 465

Day 12

Title: Time Honoured Traditions
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: All sorts
Summary: wank!haiku
Words: 178

Day 13

Title: Angels in the Architecture - Radek
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Weir / Zelenka
Summary: He wishes it were him.
Words: 155

Day 14

Title: Angels in the Architecture - Elizabeth
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Weir / Zelenka
Summary: She wishes he knew she'd say yes.
Words: 177

Day 15

Title: That's Your Horoscope For Today
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: None
Summary: Some days, it just doesn't pay to open your mouth.
Words: 272

Day 16

Title: It May Be Trojan, But It's Not A Horse
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay / Sheppard
Summary: "Someone get me hand sanitizer! I've no idea where that thing's been!"
Words: 409

Day 17

Title: Passing Through Gethsemane
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Cadman, McKay
Summary: When it's not your body and every touch is a lie.
Words: 589

Day 18

Title: Flying
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: It's like flying...
Words: 100

Day 19

Title: Firefly
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Elizabeth / Ronon, Teyla / Ronon
Summary: He thinks of both of them.
Words: 180

Day 20

Title: Closer to Heaven
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / Chaya, Sheppard / McKay
Summary: She doesn't regret it.
Words: 318

Day 21

Title: Queen of Infinite Space
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Heightmeyer, McKay / Sheppard
Summary: Because having access to the inner thoughts of all of Atlantis has to have some priviledges...
Words: 696

Day 22

Title: Midnight Run To Jericho
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summery: Rodney doesn't know if the word he's gasping is a plea or a curse, but he knows it's John's name.
Words: 626

Day 23

Title: Sumus
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Wraith
Summary: She is beyond such things as desires of the flesh.
Words: 126

Day 24

Title: Freaky Sensitivity
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: Somehow I'm having immensely satisfying but completely out of the blue orgasms for no apparent reason. Part of me hates it and the other part is dancing with glee, didn't seem quite like the thing to say to your boss in the middle of the meeting.
Words: 2,143

Day 25

Title: Holy War
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Teyla/Ronon
Summary: She needs something stronger, harder, more.
Words: 118

Day 26

Title: 0800-ATLANTIS
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: "I've got to say, McKay, I thought you'd be better at phone sex than this."
Words: 385

Day 27

Title: Iris
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am...
Words: 243

Day 28

Title: The Man Who Sold The World
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay / Kolya, Sheppard / McKay
Summary: He sees himself destroying Sheppard by taking McKay.
Words: 206

Day 29

Title: Point of Origin
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay / Lorne
Summary: Nick was never sure which one of them he wanted the most...
Words: 399

Day 30

Title: One Night in Bangkok
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay / Dex, Sheppard / McKay
Summary: He wasn't meant to see that, shouldn't have seen that, so why couldn't he get it out of his mind?
Words: 325

Day 31

Title: Endless Story
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Summary: Because Rodney wants to know how to touch him.
Words: 774

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Fantastic job!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Thank you! A disturbing number of these were written on the days they were posted (often with about 10 minutes of the day to spare), but I had so much fun doing it :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Well, a) that's an achievement, innit, and b) don't we need the dreaded deadline far too much *sigh* and c) the fun was obvious! I laughed out loud at Elizabeth intruding into the wank channel due to your comic timing.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*g* The deadline drives all things.

The story was originally just going to be a phone sex one, but Elizabeth wanted some fun, and who was I to say no ;)

[xandutch.livejournal.com]

I want to read and FB them all in one go, and I keep not having time for that! Hopefully tomorrow.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*glomps you*

[beyondallreason.livejournal.com]

Grin - Yeah, you made it! Never had any doubt... my wife can write wank fic... I've been reading off line so here are all the comments in one, thank you for the links saved me having to go thr mmom

Day 1: The PERFECT way to start with them arguing over who goes first
Day 2: This one just broke my heart
Day 7: fans self
Day 8: Okay I think this one is my favourite
Day 9: Carson - hands off... but if you suffer so beautifully you can stay
Day 10: So fucked
Day 11: No, no, this one is my favourite
Day 20: Yeah... yeah
Day 21: Okay you can stop making me like the girls now
Day 24: Yeah! the tech made them do it and the title has me laughing from the start
Day 27: scream!
Day 28: [hits something really hard] - oh and so when are you writing the full thing?
Day 29: Lorne snuggle.... snuggle
Day 30: imagine I'm Sheppard... DEAD

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*loves you*

You can now proudly say you have a wife who can wank for 31 days straight ;)

[xandutch.livejournal.com]

That one just sent my mind straight to a gutter comment I'm not sure I should make out loud. *G*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin*