Teh Prettah

[moonlettuce]

So, ravurian wanted pictures of Zac Efron and James Marsden and, as I was supplying said crack in his comments, I realised just how very pretty the cast of Hairspray is. And since I didn't want to keep the pretty all to myself, I present to you a post composed entirely of the eye candy of Hairspray.

Nikki Blonsky

















Zac Efron

(He's only nineteen, Claire. Stop thinking those thoughts...)




(I'm having pervy thoughts over Zac Efron. I'm going to hell...)




(So, so young. So, so going to hell...)









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Queen Latifah

(I may have whimpered when I first saw this picture...)








James Marsden

(Oh gods, I'm finding a version of Scott Summers attractive. Someone shoot me...)












Amanda Bynes






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Elijah Kelley







Group Pretty















I warned you it was graphics heavy *grin*

Comments

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Nineteen? I hate to have to say this, but for me that would be a big step up *weeps tears of shaaaaaaaaaame*

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Also, James Marsden = LKASMDLKAMSLMDASLDMLKAMSLDKMALKSMDLKMASDLKM *FLAILS TIMES ON MILLION*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

This is where I'm conflicted. On one hand: pretty! On the other: Scott Summers.

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

Moohaha *g* GIVE IN TO MOVIE!SCOTT! You know you want to! *G*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

Listen lady, don't make me crack out the pictures of him and Logan TOUCHING EACH OTHER and being QUITE MANLY together. 'cause I will. TOTALLY.

Accept movie!Scott as your personal lord and saviour, OH YES. Gay Ultimate!Piotr compels you!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I see your movie!Logan and movie!Scott touching and raise you a comic!Logan perving on a nekkid comic!Kurt:



Logan/Kurt ftw!

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

Oh. I do so love that picture *g* Logan, you such a perv! (and Kurt LOVES it! *G*)

ANYWAY! I see you naked Kurt and pervy Logan and raise you this:
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John and Bobby work out some of their "issues"

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Logan's sick to death of clearing up the ice puddles and replacing the burnt furniture and decides to take matters (aka Bobby) in hand

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But oh hoh! What's this? BUSTED! Scott can't believe Logan would rather have Iceboy than him, the great and all emo powerful Cyclops!

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Logan attempts to knock some sense into Scott but ends up confessing his love, accidentally of course

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"Oh Scott! I LOVE YOU!"
"Oh Logan, I love you too! Be mine forever, my hairy man beast?!"

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But, as is the way with all things, Scott has bigger and better places to be, a red head to chase.

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All Logan has left to remind him of the love he once knew are a kickin' pair of ruby quartz sunglasses.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*fingers in ears* I can heeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrr you!

Logan and Kurt
sitting in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G

Poor Scott Summers
sitting on the ground
Wondering why no one wants him around

*grin*

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

Poor Scott Summers
sitting on the ground
Wondering why no one wants him around

Maybe it's because he knows, deep down inside that somewhere out there, in another life, he's 50 million times cooler than he is as Cyclops, without actually having any powers at all *g*

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[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Poor emo!Scott. Maybe he should go shag Warren.

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

Well, we know Warren's never gonna get Bobby because clearly he would rather have Jean-Paul *g*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Which is why Warren's so pissed at Bobby. Because he's spent years telling himself he doesn't want Bobby that way, that he's enough of a freak being a mutant without adding being a fag into the mix, that quick and dirty blow jobs, with Bobby on his knees, are enough. Enough until Bobby's tired of hiding, tired of being Warren's nasty little secret. Only, Warren knows Bobby will be back. Bobby always comes back.

Then Jean Paul Beaubier turns up, rich and successful and out. And Beaubier doesn't care that people know, isn't ashamed of being with Bobby.

And Bobby fucking loves it, loves him. So Warren decides to tell Beaubier that Bobby will come running back to Warren, tell Beaubier to cut his losses while he still can.

Only Beaubier already knows about him and Bobby. Looks Warren up and down and just laughs at him. Because Bobby's already told him about Warren, told him he'll never go back to someone who can't even look him in the eye after Bobby's sucked his cock. Beaubier tells Warren this and then just fucking leaves him standing there.

And the next time Warren sees Bobby, he knows Beaubier's told him. Knows because Bobby's grabbing his arm, pulling him into the kitchen and telling him that if Warren ever - ever - tries something like that again Bobby will freeze every molecule of water in Warren's body. Telling Warren to stay the fuck away from both of them before Bobby walks away.

And Warren lets him go. Lets him go and tells himself Bobby will be back, ignoring the lie he can already hear in the words.

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

OH FLAIL! Oh that's just PERFECT. OH I love Jean-Paul and that is just SO JP *G* Oh yes please. Bobby choosing Jean-Paul over Warren because Warren is a MORON and JP is awesome. Yes *g*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Also, the reason why Logan would go for Kurt over Scott every time? Prehensile tail.

*nods*

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

... that's so disgustingly true. *G*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

lol! You know it *g* Kurt's tail brushing against Logan's ass as Logan fucks him is what wins every time ;)

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

Nyargfh, yes, I can see how that might be appealing *g*

[beyondallreason.livejournal.com]

YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

:p

The only slashing of James Marsden will be with Zac Efron. *grin*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

And possibly Elijah Kelley.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Because, seriously, the world needs Corny/Link/Seaweed fic. Yes, it does *nods*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*snorf* Ya big perv ;)

[ravurian]

<applauds you wildly>

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I am so in love with this movie, it's not even funny *grin*

And I keep thinking of Corny screwing Link in his dressing room.

[ravurian]

Write it! You know you want to you sick ol' perve star.

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

OH JAMES *loves him* They are really rather a pretty bunch. Even Zac who is like 12 (Klo is leading me astray, 19 is OLD this week). Zac and James should do teh secks. YES. *decrees(

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

(I may be writing that. Er, Corny/Link, not James/Zac, which would also be very pretty, if wrong...)

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

(Dude, it's Zac, it's James, it's deliciously wrong *g* there is no bad! *G*)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I will not rps James Marsden/Zac Efron. I will not rps James Marsden/Zac Efron. I will not have Nikki Blonksy watching while I rps James Marsden/Zac Efron...

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

*prods you gently* You know you waaaaaanna! *G*

[libitina]

It'll make you us feeeel good.

[libitina]

(I'm having pervy thoughts over Zac Efron. I'm going to hell...)

Time Magazine thinks you are in the right track.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin*