The writing! It burns!

[moonlettuce]

So, I was bored and scanning Nifty (as you do) and started reading the Zac Efron porn. And, of course, I couldn't not share.

Zac Efron / Chris Evans:

http://eu.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/zac-and-chris

Zac Efron / OMC:

http://eu.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/you-are-the-music-in-me/

Zac Efron / OMC:

http://eu.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/working-for-zac

Zac Efron / OMC, Daniel Radcliffe/ OMC:

http://eu.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/between-dan-and-zac/

Zac Efron / Justin Timberlake:

http://eu.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/recording-studio/

You know it's bad when all you're thinking is, 'Dear god, get a beta!'

Comments

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

Should I worry that the only one I'm going to brave is the Zac/Chris Evans. OH DEAR.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

You should worry that you're debating braving any of them! lol!

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

lol so really the ultimately worrying thing is that I didn't think reading about Zac Efron AT ALL was a worrying thing? *G*

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

... so I read it. ... OH.MY.GOD. That was AWFUL. I do not get out enough. Or I go the right places 'cause HOLY CHRIST.

(and by 'get out to the right places' I mean I read the good fic and never go near the pit of voles and definitely never nifty. OH DEAR)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

But, don't you love Chris's huge pulsating 11 inch dick?

[seiyaharris.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean, of course! And his balls that hang an inch below, full of seamen!

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

I read as far as the "no-one knew but he was gay and spent evenings watching him rub himself in a mirror" bit and then gave up. After pissing myself laughing and wiping the blood out of my eyes.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

But, that's the best line ever!

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Thats why I had to stop reading. I saw the peak of literary achiechevement and knew nothing would again sound as sweet.

[montanaharper]

You are a far braver woman than I.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Or just a more bored one *grin*

[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

Chris EVANS? Oh. Not THAT Chris Evans. I hope.

[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

Justin looked up at him, shocked of what Zac had just denied him of.

Yeeeeees. Presumably, he took Sexy back. I love the instructions to potential reviewers not to send pictures.

[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

*finally reads*

Oh holy fuck. MY EYES.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I assume it's the Chris Evans who plays Johnny Storm in the Fantastic Four movies. (Although, seriously, Zac Efron and the other Chris Evans would be funny as hell.)

[spikeface.livejournal.com]

This is why one doesn't read Zac Efron fic. I'm just sayin'.

::dodges tomatoes::

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Accept the Zac Efron fic into your heart...

[beyondallreason.livejournal.com]

you have seen the (cough) good spn rps j2 x over with your boy in it?

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Have seen it, have read it, have friended the author *grin* *glomp*

[katie__pillar.livejournal.com]

You teased me with the thought of Zefron pr0n. My eyes may never be the same again after reading the Chris Evans stuff. Oh for more stuff like the J2 Zefron hookerfic.

*Slopes off again.*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

But didn't you like Chris Evan's 12 inch prick (or whatever it was *grin*)