O_O

[moonlettuce]

Rectal foreign bodies.

I just-- ouch. I mean, dude? A lightbulb?

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[alyse]

Dude, have you only just found that page? Sheesh. Slacker ::g::

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I fail at the interwebs :(

::grin::

[alyse]

You do! That page predates google and we had to find it on yahoo! Trufax!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::hangs head in shame::

::also wonders about hanging baskets at the same time...::

[alyse]

::snerk::

You're young. I'm sure the page is probably older than you are. It's only us ancient dinosaurs who remember a time before Google ruled the earth.

::pets::

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

I work in a hospital (admin) and the doctors have found some very interesting things in the body of some patients. A perfume bottle for instance or a whole pumpkin (they had to cut the pumpkin up so they could get it out)....

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

a whole pumpkin

O_o

o_O

O_O

A whole pumpkin? But, how? ::mind boggles::

::grin::

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

We tried to find out the how, but other than the "I slipped and fell on a pumpkin." we don't really know how he did it ;-). Maybe with lots of patience ;-).

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

And much, much lube...