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[moonlettuce]

Okay, so I appear to be modding the bad!fic panel this year ::eyes graculus::

So, I send out a call. Give me your links to the most atrocious fic you can find. Give me your links to the fics with the most abysmal summaries. Give me your purple starfishes of love, your one-eyed warriors and your lava-laden molten cores of passion. And, in the spirit of the terrible, point me to those posts on story finding comms where you read the description of what someone is looking for and think "Dear god, and you're trying to find this why?"

I'm looking for fic, my flist, and I want it to be bad...

Comments

[darkmoon711.livejournal.com]

I don't have a link to this... and by god I hope I never find it again...

But I figured you'd enjoy the warning as much as I did. It was a HP fic. Harry/Sirius/Dead!James

The Warning read as such: Corpse Love... No love like Corpse love!

Yes... They dug up James' body and quote unquote had fun with it.

*eye twitchs* Scariest frakking looking fic EVAR!!!

[catwalksalone]

Here's one from sentinelficfind

And then I miss a story, in which Blair is pregnant. He has an accident and got rescued by Santa Claus. Santa Claus brings Blair to a small, but when Jim and Simon finds him there, there is no evidence of another person.

via brooklinegirl

Oh, and here have this SGA/Sentinel crossover - the summary alone will make you O_o and then the fic ... oh my god, the fic. Poor Rodney. Poor John.

[zellieh]

weepingcock will give you enough material to make your eyes bleed for the panel.

There's also badfic_quotes. Less sex, but just as much eye-blinding pain bad fic.

Also, a link: http://zellieh.livejournal.com/33730.html.

*laughs evilly and twirls cape*

[zellieh]

Oh, and my entry to weepingcock, about a ... stunning ... Torchwood fic, is here:
http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/63462.html

[pomkeygeekange.livejournal.com]

I should not do this , really as its unprofessional as a mod ,

but as a person that had to sort through the mess well http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4485372/1/Breaking_Xemnas

and yes it was copied from a porn site before you ask. Also copied from the same porn site http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4484941/1/She_Had_It_Coming

warning for content and all sorts of the nasties really should have been provided.

[mythdefied.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're asking for pain there, aren't you? ;)

Unnatural (http://www.walkingtheplank.org/archive/viewstory.php?sid=36&warning=4), Harry/Severus.

Soul-Quest (http://www.squidge.org/~nat1228/soulquest1.htm), Jim/Blair sort of. I mean Blair's an elf who gets knocked up and it's just so bad it has to be read to be believed.

Hope that helps.

[zellieh]

Sapphire and Steel bad fic, fresh in today!: http://community.livejournal.com/sapphirensteel/32394.html#cutid1

You have to include this, just for the intro:

im not sure how too use lj cut but i think iv worked it out if not tell give me a shout :0)

Anyways this is a little bit of writing i thought id share with u .. althought im not a great writer so not laffing but feed back is good