Schmoop Bingo

[moonlettuce]

So, I signed up for schmoop_bingo, because I just can't resist and have no will-power. Curse my luck, though, I managed to get a card where there are only three lines that don't involve pregnancy or babies in any way. At least I don't have to wonder over which line I'm going to write, since I can eliminate most of them straight off ::grin::

And, for those who are interested, :

Thanksgiving – kitchen disaster	Christmas – perfect gift	baby – shower	stuffed animal	cuddling during power outage
de-age (physical)	candlelight sex	soulbonding	day at the beach	baby – adoption
wooing/courtship	love at first sight	WILD CARD	kiss	Thanksgiving – meeting the parents
Christmas – office/workplace party	pregnancy – birth	Thanksgiving	blind date	love letter
movie night	pets	wedding	neck kisses	pregnancy – first ultrasound

Comments

[temaris]

Pink!

Perhaps you could do that first ultrasound story with Hermiod and Caldwell...

[moonlettuce]

Oh god, don't tempt me...

[aithine]

That is a lot of babies, geez. Where does it say that schmoop = babies? Though as you say, that does make it easy to pick what you're going to write. *vbg*


Though, hey, if you joined alyse on the dark side of the force, you could write Richard and Kahlan and babies. ;)

[alyse]

BABIEZ!

[aithine]

*snicker* Cuties. *vbg*


I seriously need a LotS icon or two. *ponders*

[alyse]

You do! You do!

[moonlettuce]

Yeah, I think it's the implied "It's schmoop, therefore there must be Teh Babiez!" that bugs me.

I don't think I could even fake writing baby!fic ::grin::

[aithine]

Yeah. Because obviously everybody wants babies. *rolls eyes* (I love kids, just don't want to have 'em anytime soon or write stories about people having them for the most part. *vbg*)

[katemonkey]

Oh you know you want to write nothing but mpreg.

Lots and lots of mpreg!

Why not Tyler and El Blanco at their baby shower?

[doyle]

There's a project for Connotations: a group attempt at filling a bingo card. ALL TYLER/EL BIANCO, ALL THE TIME.

[moonlettuce]

That's... disturbingly tempting, actually ;D

[katemonkey]

OH MAN.

We could have a kink bingo, and an h/c bingo and a schmoop bingo and pass them around the con and build up this totally wrong but so fucking right Tyler/El Blanco bingo 'zine!

WE MUST DO THIS.

[doyle]

\o/ Incidentally, I just read Dune - the giant sand worms were the best bit, of course, and I assume there's Tremors crossover fic?

[moonlettuce]

::eyes you:: Doing cracky Tyler/El Blanco is the only way I could write mpreg ;D

[alyse]

You could hit all of them with one story where Tyler finds himself knocked up with El Blanco's baby after a night of torrid candle lit passion and then, after much soul searching and the first ultrasound, decides to give it up for adoption. It was the tentacles what decided it. Soulbounded to his love as he is - and it was love at first sight - no way in hell was Tyler going to raise something that had his nose but tentacles where a mouth should be.

But he's having the baby shower anyway, because he's cheap.

[moonlettuce]

I don't know whether I love you for this comment or hate you for making me want to write it... ::grin::

[alyse]

In conclusion: BABIEZ!