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[moonlettuce]

Ah, family. Can't live with them; can't stab them in the heart with a carving knife...

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[bcassie.livejournal.com]

Well you can..., but it's harder to make it look like an accident-;)

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[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[mandragora1.livejournal.com]

can't stab them in the heart with a carving knife

Why not? The knife slipped, honest, guvnor. I've heard worst excuses in court...

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[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

If I ever do it, I'm grabbing you for my defence. Just so you know *grin*

[temaris.livejournal.com]

Sure you can. Buy a dishwasher. Put the knives in pointy end up. At end of wash cycle, persuade correct person to empty drawer. Trip them up.

What a terrible accident!

A little ingenuity, and some modern appliances and the world is the mollusc of your choice.

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[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Hmm... where can I buy a cheap dishwasher from... *evil grin*