Pirates

[moonlettuce]

Ever since reading this comment at spnkink_meme:

Pirate!JDM kinda rescues pretty!Jensen from another pirate ship. Jensen is very inexperienced but grateful!

I can't get the thought of Jeff Morgan, Captain of the Winchester out of my mind, and I now have a document called 'Rum Sodomy Lash.doc' ::sigh::

Considering I really need to get the kink_bingo fics finished, this is a bit of a bugger...

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[beren-writes.livejournal.com]

Wild bunnies, what can you do about them? When they adopt you, you just can't get rid of them ;).

Sounds like a very interesting document ::g::.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::grin:: Well, I seem to have gone straight in with a threesome, so it's looking interesting ;D

[pandarus.livejournal.com]

I &hearts you like burning. You know that, right?

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::grin:: Jeff/Jared/Misha to start with :D

[stageira.livejournal.com]

*dies*

*is revived*

*looks at prompt*

*iz ded again*


GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!!!!!!

OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE????? :)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::grin::

[stageira.livejournal.com]

The contents of this entry and the comments might have killed me.... MIGHT!!!!

*dies*

OMG! You and pandarus should get stuck together in a room somewhere!

*flails* Gods, Misha/Jared/JDM??????? *flails to the point of ded*

I LOVE YOU LIKE PIE!!! AND COFFEE!! AND MISHA!!!!!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

The pairings are going to end up being JDM/Jensen, Jared/Misha, JDM/Jared/Misha, JDM/Sam Ferris, Sam/Genevieve.

But, if it's going to kill you, I can always not do it ::grin::

[angstpuppy.livejournal.com]

and I now have a document called 'Rum Sodomy Lash.doc'

I'm torn between "Like you do..." and "Everyone should have one of those."

So have a pretty/hot JDM icon :-)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

lol!

That is indeed a verra verra pretty JDM icon :D

And everyone should have a Rum Sodomy Lash.doc ::grin::

[mckays-girl.livejournal.com]

I can't get the thought of Jeff Morgan, Captain of the Winchester out of my mind, and I now have a document called 'Rum Sodomy Lash.doc' ::sigh::

I am all about encouraging this!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::grin:: Rum, sodomy and lashing should always be encouraged ;D

[pandarus.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD ME TOO!!!

Bigtime! I mean, since reading that prompt I have pretty much flung myself off the plank and into the ocean of J2 AU Crackfic, but, Jesus, that prompt SO needs writing. And, you know, it would be easy enough to mesh him with the ACTUAL Pirate Captain Morgan (whom, er, I've not been researching idly, um, no siree bob), or even to just rewrite 'Captain Blood' (which is loosely based upon the the adventures of Captain Morgan, apparently, for all that they give the character a different name).

THERE SO NEEDS TO BE MORE PIRATE FIC.

(And, yeah, I've still got about nine cliche_bingo prompts to fill, but...yeah. Guh. Pirates.)

Do it do it do it do it do it!!!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

So far I appear to have a sort of fusion with PotC, starting with Jeff in bed with Jared and Misha (who are in a relationship) when Alona comes to the door telling him they've received a messagefrom Captain Ferris asking them to meet her in Tortuga. There's a plan to board two clipper East India Trading is sailing to steal medical supplies (I'm totally seeing Jeff as a Robin Hood of the seas) and when they do, they find Jensen on board, who has been kidnapped by one of the captains because he's a comely lad ::grin::

Liberation of cargo and Jensen happens, and Jensen can't go back home yet, as they need to drop the medical supplies off first.

I may have overthought this slightly ;D

[pandarus.livejournal.com]

BOTH CAPSLOCK AND THE FRAIL VEHICLE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ARE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE FULL MEASURE OF MY LOVE.

&hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts

[xandutch.livejournal.com]

'Rum Sodomy Lash.doc' just cracked me up so bad! I look forward to reading it when you get done. That reminds me that I had not yet had time to read the new Tremors fic. *rushes off to remedy this*

ETA I think part of the reason why it cracks me up is because I keep reading it as 'Run:Sodomy Lash.doc'.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I want to get kink_bingo done first, but I keep thinking of plot to add to the bloody pirate thing! Misha/Jared backstory! Misha angst! Jared being all protective! Jeff/Sam backstory as friends with benefits! Jensen being all virginal and Jeff being all gentle and careful and then fucking him through the mattress! Dude! I have notes!

[pandarus.livejournal.com]

NO, SERIOUSLY, I'M GOING TO BE PROPOSING MARRIAGE SOON.

YOU ARE DESCRIBING THE VERY BEST FIC I CAN IMAGINE. SEE? SEE HOW I AM STUCK IN CAPSLOCK?

::FLAILS::

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Notes! Dude I've partly written the scene where Misha (who's a doctor) is part of the team giving out the medical aid when the Winchester stops at an island and Jensen sees the scars on his back. And he asks and Jared gets all growly about people minding their own business and stalk off, and Jeff tells him that they're the result of Misha standing up for something that he needed to. And you find out later than Misha was one board an East India ship when the captain refused to give medical aid to people because he'd agreed to sell the cargo to privateers and Misha tries to steal some of the cargo and the captain has him whipped for it. And when the Winchester boarded her, the crew found Misha still tied to the post with dried blood and scabbed over welts and Jared took one look at this still defiant man and went "And we're taking him, too!" And thus Misha joins the crew of the Winchester.

And even though him and Jared are totally together, they still have random nights with Jeff, because they think he's lonely and hot :D

[pandarus.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I love you SO MUCH right now.

You MUST send me your address. (Not just the postcode. The postcode is not adequate without the street number, damn it.) I have things for you. I am infamously crap at posting things, but I bought you stuff when I was in Seattle, and now I am filled with the frantic need to send you things by way of encouragement/fangirling/minionish love, because you are writing the story that I want like burning.

Seriously. You have no idea how much I love you right now. I love you like Dean loves pie. Maybe like Dean loves the Impala.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Hee! I've just messaged you with my address (the new one, since I think you had the postcode of the old place :D)

I'm totally going to have to get the kink_bingo stuff finished first. And then pirates! ::grin::

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

And I really should stop thinking about this until I've finished kink_bingo, but dammit, I can't! ::grin::

[pandarus.livejournal.com]

OMG, seriously, STILL all flaily with excitement about this fic, to the point of randomly thinking about it during my busy busy workday in a wistful fashion.

I can't even. I mean, fucking PIRATES, and and and OMG, every little glimpse you give me makes me all flailier, because it's like you've got a fricking checklist of things that make me flail and you're working your way through them.

::flails::

God. I already love this fic, and I haven't even READ it yet. God, Misha, all brave and defiant and hot and bloody, and Jared all 'We'll be having some of that' and and and

::flails::

Cannot brain. Broken.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

It was totally going to be all JDM/Jensen and then Misha and Jared went, "Er, yeah, here's our part..." ::grin::

[phantomas.livejournal.com]

*waves ponpons, bounces up and down*

:D

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

WooHoo! (Is that a euphemism? ;D)