Bad Fic!

[moonlettuce]

I'm doing the bad fic panel at Connotations this year, so I turn to you, my flist, my oracles of knowledges :D

Link to me to the worst fic you know. Link the awful sex and the terrible characterisations. Give me the 13-inch throbbing love muscles, the moist flowers of womanhood and the puckered starfishes at lurve.

Give me bad fic, bad sex, bad summaries.

What makes you wake up in the middle of night with fear, or have to walk away from the computer because you're laughing too much?

Give me your links, my people! :D

Comments

[fides.livejournal.com]

Do fan films count because I saw this one the other month called Children of... no wait.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::grin:: Bad, fides, no biscuit ;D

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

I would if I could, moony, but I avoid that kind of shit like the plague. :D

[zellieh]

Torchwood Jack/Ianto bad fic from 2007: http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/63462.html

List of euphemisms that made me laugh: http://zellieh.livejournal.com/33730.html

Also, this Snape/Lockhart bad fic parody by iibnf is hilarious in a very cringeworthy way: http://themostepotente.livejournal.com/57880.html?thread=1538840#t1538840 I'm impressed with how many bad euphemisms she managed to fit in there. ::G::

Hope that helps.