What if...

[moonlettuce]

We gave up on WB taking on Angel and tried it with HBO? Just think, these are the guys who gave us OZ and QaF US.

Picture it. Season 6, episode 1:

The gang is all standing in Angel's office.

Angel: I called you all here to tell you that things are changing around here.

Gunn: What things?

Angel: Well, not so much things, as thing. One thing. One thing is changing.

Wesley (frowning slightly): What thing is changing?

Angel: You're not allowed to wear clothes.

Gunn: We're not allowed to what?! I don't fucking {yes, it's swearing, we're on HBO, remember} think so.

Angel: Gunn, calm down. Not you as in everyone. You, as in *him* (nods to Wesley)

Wesley (eyes widening): Excuse me?!

Spike: You heard the man, get 'em off.

(Spike starts pulling at Wesley's clothes. Wesley tries to slap his hands away as vampire fingers nimbly pull his shirt out of his trousers and rip it open, buttons artistically flying everywhere.)

Wesley: Spike! Stop that!

Angel: Wesley, shut up and let Spike strip you. The rest of you, take the day off. Paid.

Harmony: Okay! New shoes, here I come! {We'll also assume W&F has underground passages to the mall, so she won't fry in the sunlight. Either that or W&F has its own mall. Maybe in a hell dimension. A hell mall. Hey, it'll be just like Newcastle on a Saturday}

(Everyone leaves, except Angel, Spike and a still-trying-to-stop-Spike-from-divesting-him-of-his-clothes Wesley)

Wesley (opens his mouth to object and then sees the look on Angel's face. Closes his mouth and meekly allows Spike to continue stripping him): Yes, Angel.

(Once Wesley is naked, Spike leads him over to Angel's desk and bends him over.)

(Much sex ensues)

So, HBO? Are you with me?