What if...

[moonlettuce]

We gave up on WB taking on Angel and tried it with HBO? Just think, these are the guys who gave us OZ and QaF US.

Picture it. Season 6, episode 1:

The gang is all standing in Angel's office.

Angel: I called you all here to tell you that things are changing around here.

Gunn: What things?

Angel: Well, not so much things, as thing. One thing. One thing is changing.

Wesley (frowning slightly): What thing is changing?

Angel: You're not allowed to wear clothes.

Gunn: We're not allowed to what?! I don't fucking {yes, it's swearing, we're on HBO, remember} think so.

Angel: Gunn, calm down. Not you as in everyone. You, as in *him* (nods to Wesley)

Wesley (eyes widening): Excuse me?!

Spike: You heard the man, get 'em off.

(Spike starts pulling at Wesley's clothes. Wesley tries to slap his hands away as vampire fingers nimbly pull his shirt out of his trousers and rip it open, buttons artistically flying everywhere.)

Wesley: Spike! Stop that!

Angel: Wesley, shut up and let Spike strip you. The rest of you, take the day off. Paid.

Harmony: Okay! New shoes, here I come! {We'll also assume W&F has underground passages to the mall, so she won't fry in the sunlight. Either that or W&F has its own mall. Maybe in a hell dimension. A hell mall. Hey, it'll be just like Newcastle on a Saturday}

(Everyone leaves, except Angel, Spike and a still-trying-to-stop-Spike-from-divesting-him-of-his-clothes Wesley)

Wesley (opens his mouth to object and then sees the look on Angel's face. Closes his mouth and meekly allows Spike to continue stripping him): Yes, Angel.

(Once Wesley is naked, Spike leads him over to Angel's desk and bends him over.)

(Much sex ensues)

So, HBO? Are you with me?

Comments

[bcassie.livejournal.com]

*Sighs dreamily*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin*

**raises hand***

[bunnyluv-pet.livejournal.com]

Whew now I a work break...

I'm with you, where do I sigh, hehe

;)

Re: **raises hand***

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Postcards to HBO! *grin*

[zortified.livejournal.com]

Uh, brain no thinky. Clothes bad, Wes pretty.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Heee!

::licks::

[crickwooder.livejournal.com]

I don't know about HBO, but I'm with you.

[minitrog.livejournal.com]

What she said.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::glomp::

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* The campaign to get Angel on Wesley and SpikeHBO starts here!

[graculus.livejournal.com]

I'd pay good money to see that! :)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I figure if everyone puts in a few quid, we should raise enough to film at least one episode. Hell, five minutes of one episode would be enough...

[xandutch.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I do love you. (Still owe you a London report too, sorry.)

Btw, the others didn't really leave. They only went as far as the security room... where they can get several camera angles at once.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Also, think of the deleted scenes on the dvd...

Joss: Well, we couldn't get the fisting scenes in because of time constraints, but here's the entire 2 hour episode!

Shakily raises hand

[lonelybrit]

::mibble::

All those in favour say 'Aye'.
Aye.
Right, the 'Aye's have it, we have ourself a plan :)

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to have a shower...

Re: Shakily raises hand

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* Have yourself a Wes with that shower ;-)

[adamlizz.livejournal.com]

We should start a petition.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

You think DB and JW would sign this one, too *evil grin*

Hmm

[cycnus39]

Well, it's a little thin on plot, but... ;-)

Re: Hmm

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Well, we can start introducing plot in episode two, if you insist *grin*

[temaris.livejournal.com]

If your mood while writing that was dorky, I hate to think what you'll come up with when you're feeling 'smutty'.

No. Wait.

I already *know* what you write when you're feeling smutty.

Go away and write some more *g*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I am fangirl, hear me squee!