MMoM Fic: Minted, Supernatural, Dean/Castiel

[moonlettuce]

Title: Minted
Author: Claire
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: R
Word Count: 427
Summary: He'd thought he was going to hear the grand, thought out plans of the boys who believed they could stop the Apocalypse...
Notes: Written for Day 5 of mmom

Minted

Crowley's never wanked so much in his life as he has since the day he put that coin in the Winchesters' car.

And it's not like he planned it. Not like he put the damn thing in there just to be able to toss one off every now and again. He'd thought he was going to hear the grand, thought out plans of the boys who believed they could stop the Apocalypse. He'd thought he was going to be privy to every Lucifer-killing scheme they came up with. What he hadn't thought, was that it would be the case of a five minute conversation about Yeah, Lucifer bad-- and the rest of it a non-stop soundtrack of Dean Winchester sexing up an angel.

Seriously, it was getting ridiculous. Every time Crowley tuned into the coin it was to hear Oh god, Cas-- or Harder, Dean-- or, on one memorable occasion, Do you really think that's going to fit? (It did, as it turns out.)

Although, to give both Winchester and the angel their dues, they've managed to impress Crowley several times over, and not many beings can say they've done that. Between the acrobatics they seem to get up to in the front seat of that car and the stamina the angel has, Crowley's surprised Dean's dick hasn't rubbed down to a stump by now. Because Crowley's certainly feels like it might be getting there.

The problem is, he's finding himself listening in more and more, finding himself disappointed when it's only the Apocalypse they're talking about. And doesn't that just sum up his life right now; that the highlight of his day is listening to someone else getting their dick sucked.

Speaking of which-- Crowley checks his watch. It's around this time that Dean normally sneaks out of whatever flea-ridden motel room he and his brother are in so he can indulge in his illicit angel-corruption.

Closing his eyes, Crowley allows the sounds being picked up by the coin to seep into him. It looks like they started early tonight, with the Yes-- and fuck-- and oh god, right there-- he's hearing making his own dick throb as he wraps his fingers around hard flesh and slowly wanks himself to the obscene noises coming through loud and clear.

So, yeah, no plan to kill Lucifer, he's pretty much persona non grata with every demon out there, and Dean Winchester's got a better sex-life than he has.

Still, though, he thinks, feeling the pleasure pooling in his gut, it could be worse.

Comments

[chica-charlie.livejournal.com]

UNF.

Also - *lolz at Crowley*

Thanks for sharing!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::grin:: Glad you liked :D

[guard11.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, yeah, that's good. Now you know how we feel Crowley!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

It's hard, listening to the angel sexing going on, but Crowley feels it's his duty to listen... ;D

[quovadimus83.livejournal.com]

baahahaha. oh, Crowley. you dirty perv. XD

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

He really is ::g::

[mulder200.livejournal.com]

*snerk* LOL! Poor Crowley! Listening to someone else get off. How awful!

And cares about the Apocalypse when you can have car sex.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

It's a sacrifice he's willing to make. Y'know, for the, er, kittens ;D

[marynyu.livejournal.com]

Crowley's never wanked so much in his life as he has since the day he put that coin in the Winchester's car.

That right there may be the BEST opening sentence to a fic I have ever read. EVER.

ROFLMAO!!!! This was brilliant, really. Also, where can I get a connection to that coin, please?? Because, Den and Cas's voices are UNF worthy enough when they're normal, but like this??..... yeah, I'd die.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::g:: That's the line that started it all ;D

[c00kie.livejournal.com]

I've been waiting for this fic since Crowley mentioned the coins. Because you know it happened. Trufax

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

It completely happened ::grin::

[half-vulcan.livejournal.com]

Alright that was interesting. Crowley getting off listening in. Makes me want to scan my room for listening devices LOL

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::g::He was debating fitting a camera to the Impala but couldn't work out how to do it ;D

[outlawradio.livejournal.com]

You had me at "Crowley's never wanked so much..."

BRILLIANT. He's the perfect voyeur, and Impala!sex is extra hot :D

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::grin:: Glad you liked!

[geek-beauty.livejournal.com]

THIS.
Seriously.
UNF.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::grin::

[angelshandprint.livejournal.com]

Crowley wanking
OMFG *ROTFL*
You know, I've been in love with MMoM and I hope it can expand into MYoM
*laughs*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

lol! I think doing this for 365 days would kill me ::grin::

[writingpathways.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Kind of wishing I had a coin like Crowley to put in the Impala.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Don't we all ::grin::

[tonko-ni.livejournal.com]

Crowley and voyeurism a match in... well not heaven, I suppose, but a most excellent result nonetheless.

And doesn't that just sum up his life right now; that the highlight of his day is listening to someone else getting their dick sucked.

HAH. Yeah, I'm not that sympathetic, buddy.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::grin:: Crowley's upset you don't feel his pain ;D

[cherazz22784.livejournal.com]

OOooooooh this is all kinds of win! Right off the bat I knew this would be good...that opening line is epic!!! Crowley is made of such win and the scenario is simply priceless♥

-mems-

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I couldn't resist writing this when I was thinking of stuff for MMoM ;D

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Oh, Crowley, I don't even know XD

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::grin:: It's an arduous task, but someone has to listen in ;D

[neytiri-navi.livejournal.com]

Oh Crowley... we don't blame you ONE TEENY TINY BIT.

:)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

We certainly don't ;D

[thepurpleplague.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha Crowley. You know that's what really happened, shameless perv that he is.

This was so good.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked!

[dana-norram.livejournal.com]

This is precious. Oh Crowley, your flash bastard.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[morganoconner.livejournal.com]

Between my newly discovered love for all things Crowley, my very old love of all things Dean/Cas, and my love for your writing, this? Made. My. Night.

♥

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Hee! It was too tempting not to write ;D

[larantula.livejournal.com]

That was epic! :D You know, Crowley could make a fortune if he found a way to record what he hears XD

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

He's working on it ;D

[camui-zuuki.livejournal.com]

Hells yeah |D~
Me is very pleased nao... Crowley, you sneaky bastard...

And why do the words "Mine's bigger" suddenly sound so pervy to me?!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Sneaky!Crowley is sneaky ;D

[fides.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Poor Crowley... Nope - can't even type that with a straight face.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

:p ::g::

[ariadne83]

So, yeah, no plan to kill Lucifer, he's pretty much persona non grata with every demon out there, and Dean Winchester's got a better sex-life than he has.

Still, though, he thinks, feeling the pleasure pooling in his gut, it could be worse.

Ahahahaha awesome!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::grin:: Thanks, luv :D

[pyjamagurl.livejournal.com]

Lol! I love it :D

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

Lol, I love this. I feel bad for Crowley, but I love it.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Crowley thinks you should feel bad for him. He wants you to know it was a total chore and pain listening to all the hot man/angel sexing going on :D

[qthelights.livejournal.com]

HEE! Poor Crowley!

Love this little bit of voyeurism :)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Crowley thinks everyone should feel his pain at being forced to listen to all the sex going on ;D