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[moonlettuce]

Why do I have to go to work tomorrow when all I want to do is play on LJ, read porn and watch episodes of Atlantis?

I don't suppose anyone fancies giving me the winning lottery numbers for Wednesday night, do they?

Damn it, I want a life of porn and chocolate.

...

Okay, I want a life of *more* porn and chocolate.

Comments

[temaris.livejournal.com]

*pets*

When one of us wins the lottery, babe.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Then we shall buy a big house and put a dedicated server in it and spend all day with porn and chocolate. Yay!

[hampden.livejournal.com]

When you find it, please share!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Never fear, if when I win the lottery, it shall be porn and chocolate for all! Wheeeeee!

[graegus-dot-com.livejournal.com]

*snuffles for chocolate*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Hee!

*pets the Graegus*

[ngaio]

I could give you six numbers for the lottery and pretty much guarantee you that they *won't* be the winning numbers, seeing as the 10 or so tickets I've bought have never ever had a single correct number on them!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Narf!