All hail the conquering heroine...

[moonlettuce]

For the armies of the Evil Dustbunnies of Doom (tm) have been thwarted. Thwarted and sent back to the darkness from whence they came, seeking to cover everything in fine powers of grey. Their soldiers lie smoted by my hand, their generals prostrate at my feet, their minions scattered to the four winds. And their leader, the one who set them on this perilous course lies defeated, powerless, slave to my whims. No more shall he set his armies against me. No more shall the air dance with his mocking laughter. No more shall his gaze cast itself out from the lands, across the seas and over the mountains. No more shall the frolicking of little lambs and the playfulness of small puppies be interrupted by his heinous thoughts. I am his Mistress and he bows down before my wrath.

For I have dusted, and I am victorious!

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[temaris.livejournal.com]

Ch1 v 1 And the People were sore mazed, and Said:
Forsoothly it is indeed a Day of Miracles! For Lo!

v2. The Dust Bunnies hath been vanquished and their General Also!

v3. And he hath been mightily smote, and the sign of his Passing was as Dust in the Wind, and we shall Rejoice and Celebrate muchly, and there shall be Singing and Dancing, and Quaffing of the Ale, because we were sore afraid,

v4. as the Winds gathered, and the Storm Clouds towered above our mortal and miserable forms. But She Who Must Be Obeyed*, Mistress of Mistresses, Wielder of the Dust Rag, hath saved us.

v6. And there was much cheering and general merriment.


You really don't clean house often do you?

*Or at least, She Who Really Better Not Catch Us At It, Especially After Last Time

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[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

You really don't clean house often do you?

Nope. I wasn't built for domesticity. I was, in fact, built to hire people who are built for domesticity :)