Ah, Nifty, you never disappoint me...

[moonlettuce]

Only in Nifty could you find the following phrase:

"where he could taste his butt pleaser's pearl jam in all it's salty curdle."

I don't think I could seriously use that in a fic without cracking up too much.

John: Rodney, I want to taste your pearl jam.

Rodney: I only have strawberry. Will that do?

John: I need its salty curdle...

Rodney: O_O

Comments

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong of me to have zoomed in on that incorrect apostrophe in 'it's' and shuddered at that before I moved on to the icky, squicky, sticky bits? ::g:;

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

lol! Nope, because I did exactly the same. It was a moment of 'What's that apostraph-- *salty curdle?!*'

[fledge.livejournal.com]

But the pearl jam just skipped past your brain? *G*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I think the salty curdle traumatised me too much to see anything else...