Ah, Nifty, you never disappoint me...

[moonlettuce]

Only in Nifty could you find the following phrase:

"where he could taste his butt pleaser's pearl jam in all it's salty curdle."

I don't think I could seriously use that in a fic without cracking up too much.

John: Rodney, I want to taste your pearl jam.

Rodney: I only have strawberry. Will that do?

John: I need its salty curdle...

Rodney: O_O

Comments

[lostgirlslair.livejournal.com]

::falls over laughing:: Oh, good god. Some people worry me.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Only some ;)

[lostgirlslair.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: Okay, most, but some people worry me more than others!

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong of me to have zoomed in on that incorrect apostrophe in 'it's' and shuddered at that before I moved on to the icky, squicky, sticky bits? ::g:;

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

lol! Nope, because I did exactly the same. It was a moment of 'What's that apostraph-- *salty curdle?!*'

[fledge.livejournal.com]

But the pearl jam just skipped past your brain? *G*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I think the salty curdle traumatised me too much to see anything else...

[graculus.livejournal.com]

There are so many many things wrong about that sentence, I hardly know where to begin...

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* I just can't tell if this guy is serious or not. And I think he is, which is the worrying thing.

[graculus.livejournal.com]

There's something quite endearing about 'butt pleaser' though. ;)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

The worrying thing is, the more I read that sentence, the less disturbed I am by 'salty curdle' ;)

[bcassie.livejournal.com]

Hee!

You've got to love Badfic.

I read one yesterday that described testicles/scrotum as 'furry sacks' *chuckle*.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Especially the ones that are taking it perfectly seriously, and you're all 'Are they meaning this? Or is it just a total pisstake?'

[fledge.livejournal.com]

*Dies laughing and frightens the cat (and my partner)*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin*

An Idea

[fledge.livejournal.com]

...Could this explain their apparent breakup in your yet-to-be-fixed fic?

Re: An Idea

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

lol! *snerk*