Ah, Nifty, you never disappoint me...

[moonlettuce]

Only in Nifty could you find the following phrase:

"where he could taste his butt pleaser's pearl jam in all it's salty curdle."

I don't think I could seriously use that in a fic without cracking up too much.

John: Rodney, I want to taste your pearl jam.

Rodney: I only have strawberry. Will that do?

John: I need its salty curdle...

Rodney: O_O

Comments

[graculus.livejournal.com]

There's something quite endearing about 'butt pleaser' though. ;)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

The worrying thing is, the more I read that sentence, the less disturbed I am by 'salty curdle' ;)