Er, no...

[moonlettuce]

There's a post on spnstoryfinders that says the following:

I am in the mood for a movieverse!Constantine/Supernatural crossover. I've already read through the tagged archives on here and read the ones that appealed to me. I don't want the comic or story verse or whatever it is because I have 0 knowledge of it. Besides, from the one Dean/Constantine fic I saw that was the story verse, Keanu Reeves makes a much better J.C. :D

What? Keanu Reeves makes a better John Constantine? Seriously? Keanu Reeves makes a better John Constantine than John Constantine?

This is John Fucking Constantine. Keanu Reeves came nowhere fucking close...

(Yes, I'm totally posting this here to stop me commenting on the post...)

Comments

[james]

But they say they have no knowledge of the original Constantine, so how can they possibly judge the real J.C.?

*rolls eyes*

[moonlettuce]

I know. My fingers were twitching to type a reply, but any comment that starts "Bitch, please.." can't end well ::grin::

[auburn]

I actually rather like the movie, but I regard it as something utterly separate from the graphic novels/comics. The John Fucking Constantine of the latter would wipe the floor with the guys from Supernatural anyway... It's hilarious to consider, in fact, and now I'm smiling at just the thought. (No SPN fan here.)

It's kind of like imagining the sparkly Edward from Twilight running into the vamps from Near Dark.

[moonlettuce]

I'm the same. I actually like the movie, but it's nothing to do with my John Constantine, who's a snarky British bastard who would, indeed, wipe the floor with them. (And I'm grinning at the mental image and I am a SPN fan ::grin::)